Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Continuation....Episode Two: The Adventures of Moses Nyaemo; Coming to Nairobi.

“Kama bado Uji yako ni moto, utabaki ukimaliza,” slow porridge eaters were terrified, having served themselves,
they had a lot to deal with and they had bitten more than they could chew; funny enough, those of us who thought Nairobi was a stone-throw away, pushed our mugs under the bed carefully masked the vacant space with our metallic boxes to conceal our precious after snack.
The foreign Isuzu bus was humming as we got closer, and the Patron was at the entrance ready to call out the names of those who paid in the order of how early you paid. Knowing I was on top of the list I squeezed my small body through the human shield that was ready to pounce in as soon as their names were called out.

I was now a cheap hero, after everyone heard I was going in first, they had their cardigans ready. In such situations those whose names were called first would take a few more cardigans and place them strategically as politely requested by the bearers. This would earn you favors from prefects like skipping manual for a week or two before someone rats you out. Favors by the ordinary students would be reciprocated by a few mandazi’s from the school canteen.

I had to play my cards right, I picked out 3 cardigans, one from a senior student also a prefect, the second from a school tycoon( one that came from a rich family) and the last from one of those we knew as a school that came from Nairobi. Simply put, I was a genius then.

The pushing and struggles finally came to an end, accompanying us were three teachers and as I guessed, one who knew Nairobi very well was coming with us because, he was visiting his other madam and he was broke. He needed a ride. The second had been to Nairobi a few times on similar trips and claimed to know Nairobi while his other friend just like me, was coming with us purposely to know the mysterious city under the sun. If it chanced that we got lost and the elite of the teachers alighted and the bus driver got stuck, emphatic calls of rescue would have been plenty, since their arrogance wouldn’t have given room for bowing down to consult a student.

As a norm, one of us, obviously, thought to be most religious was chosen to lead us in prayer before the journey and we hit the road in a jiffy. It was now crystal clear, I was going to Nairobi. The few hours on the road seemed like eternity, the road stretched further ahead after each bend and dusk was approaching, we had spent 7 hours travelling and the wait was paying. We climbed the escarpment and the excitement filled the poor coughing bus….

We were in Nairobi, my pounding heart threatening to go first. I held my breath as we came to a slow traffic jam in Westlands, “Welcome to Nairobi” the Patron announced.







To be continued...

 By Moses Nyaemo






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